June 4, 2008 - Present

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Law Experience 
June 2008 - Current
  • I managed a team of two attorneys, completely beguiling them into believing and espousing my fake "Travis was a pedophile" strategy. I convinced them to believe and defend my domestic violence alibi too.
  • I am currently studying law trying to arrive at an appellate issue that will be successful.  However, having seen some of my "fans" out there I'm not sure I want to be released!  They look more dangerous than myself. 

I am very experienced in the art of kama sutra sexual positions, fellatio, and sodomy.  

Age: 35
HOMETOWN:Yreka. CA
CURRENT HOME:Perryville Prison
DEGREE: Elementary School

FAVORITE WRITER:  Mr. Thesaurus

Grad Certificate
Yreka elementary School
I secured my elementary school diploma from Yreka  Elementary School.  I excelled in all subjects, particularly in the arts  classes. I was extremely advanced in art,  and learned to draw stick figures and tulips from crayons and colored pencils.  Mother archived my art in a special binder.  Hmm..I never did see that binder.  

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My favorite photographic images are taking shots of road signs.  Here's my favorite one! 

Professional Experience

Quick Facts

Professional Skills

Shoot me as many emails as you want, but I won't be able to read them until  9999.

About Me

My Alma Mater Yreka School.

I was born in Salinas, California on July 9, 1980.  My family later moved to Yreka, California where I grew up and attended school.


I wasn't a perfect child, far from it.  I misbehaved an awful lot and mother used to come at me with her wooden spoon.  Really?  Who was she kidding?  That hurt as much as a being beaten with a feather.


I was an intellectual genius, far more advanced than my childhood counterparts. In kindergarten I found the assignments to be boring and tedious.  I was denied access to a more mentally stimulating curriculum and because of that I refused to do the lower standard work the other students were doing. My teacher, who failed to recognize my superior intellect, retained me to another year in kindergarten.  How debasing!  I was so much smarter than she was!

 

This began the never-ending cycle of the failure of the educational system where I was concerned,  Not one teacher evaluated or recognized my superior intelligence.  I believe it was jealousy, they were too embarrassed to fall beneath an elementary student's mental capacity.  I eventually dropped out of the school system.  I could find a man and wouldn't need an education anyway.

Photography 

I then used the domestic violence defense and lied about Travis being a pedophile. That's kind of funny seeing how much he loved MY booty.  Travis never hit me, he yelled at me for stealing things from him, though. I lied, lied, lied!

I enjoy coloring with pencils and tracing peoples' faces. Here's my sketch of my mentor and the sushi chef knife instructor Dr. Jefferey McDonald.

Drawing and Artwork

​BEst waitress
  • I was responsible for taking orders and serving customers at various restaurants. I even took care of customers with their bathroom needs, if you know what I mean.
  • I worked selling PPL policies, but I wasn't so good as a salesperson. I was more of a "hands on" type of person. I preferred to spend my time under the desk, not at it.

Education

Hi! My name is Jodi Ann Arias and I am not innocent!​​

​​​​Jodi Arias Isn't Innocent